Bristol Meat Machine Christmas Site Now Taking Orders

Bristol’s Best Christmas Meat Hamper Is Back — And Better Than Ever

A Returning Favourite? You Already Know It’s Unbeatable.

If you’ve ordered our famous Christmas Meat Hamper before, you already understand the incredible quality, generous portions, and real value it brings to the festive table.

New to us?

You’re about to experience what hundreds of Bristol families call their best Christmas dinner ever.

Perfected over years of feedback, tradition, and skilled butchery — this isn’t just a hamper.

It’s the stress-free centrepiece of your Christmas.

⭐ Why Bristol Customers Order This Hamper Every Single Year

The week before Christmas, the exact meats everyone wants suddenly become the hardest to find.

Turkey, gammon, joints, pigs in blankets — they fly off shelves across Bristol.

Your hamper guarantees:

✅ Premium festive meats

✅ The cuts everyone wants

✅ Enough quality and quantity for the whole family

✅ No last-minute supermarket panic

We hand-select every item based on decades of customer favourites, creating a spectacular festive feast.

📅 Exclusive Collection in Bristol (With Bonus Extras!)

Collect your Christmas Meat Hamper directly from our Brislington warehouse on:

Monday 22nd December
or
Tuesday 23rd December

Our shop will also be open with exclusive extras — gourmet items you won’t find online.

Stock is extremely limited and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

🔒 How to Secure Your Christmas Hamper

Demand increases every year, and when we hit capacity, we close orders.

To guarantee yours:

  1. Pay your deposit online today
  2. Choose your collection day
  3. Relax — your Christmas centrepiece is handled

Please note: this website is for collection orders only.

🎁 Make This Christmas One to Remember

Bring home:

• Melt-in-the-mouth quality

• Locally sourced Bristol favourites

• Stress-free festive planning

• Plates that disappear in seconds

Click below to secure your hamper before we sell out again.

Make this Christmas full of flavour, tradition, and joy — the Bristol way.

Get Ready to Feast Together this Christmas!

Planning Christmas Dinner in Bristol Just Got Easier

The easiest way to take the stress out of Christmas is simple: start with how many guests you’re hosting.

Once you know your numbers, we’ll take care of the rest.

We’ve streamlined the entire ordering process into three quick steps, so you can secure your Christmas Meat Hamper without the usual festive chaos.

Follow the guide below for:

✅ Zero stress

✅ No supermarket queues

✅ Enough premium meat for every plate

Make this Christmas in Bristol memorable for all the right reasons — full plates, happy faces, and no last-minute panic.

Your 2025 Ultimate Christmas Hamper